Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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