This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
When I unzipped my pants I said "Release the Cracken"... she dug it so we're getting married soon.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
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