You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
After we won that round of beer pong you attempted to swallow the winning ball whole claiming you had the mouth and jaw of a snake.
A snake? I must've been gone...
After that you got naked and hissed at people the rest of the night..
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
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