She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
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