Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
Call me in 2 minutes and go along with what I say. You're hysterical and I must go comfort you asap. He just asked if I was ready to experience sex with a wizard and he wasnt kidding.
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
I need mimosas to revive my soul
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