I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
If she were to ever cheat on her husband, I'm positive I'm the the go to guy. Which flatters me and weirds me out at the same time.
Remember my theory about how the universe perfectly unfolds to fuck me? Well, it's at work right now
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
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