what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
Tell him that his phone is taped to the dog's stomach. Stop trying to call it because it makes him scared.
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
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