The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
you texted me last night and told me you couldn't find the toilet.
That explains the puddle of pee in my closet.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
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