hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
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