Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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