You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
I just realized this morning that my fridge is stocked with coronas, hot dogs, and cheese dip. And I just got waxed. High-five, your best friend is on track to be all kinds of slutty fun this wkd.
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
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