with your own penis?
Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
Last night was an abortion. I might need a publicist.
you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
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