I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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