Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
headbutted the bartender, tried to bite the bouncer, and pissed on a cops shoes. and i still got laid. god, it's good to be home
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
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