Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
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