tell your sister to shave her snatch
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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