she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
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