I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
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