You just made me feel so damn special
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
Randomize
