The night began with "let go home early so we can study for my 9am final" and ended with "show me your boobs for a free pack of gum".My breasts are worth 14 sticks for a dollar.
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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