I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
Your mouth is God's brothel.
You smell like stripper and shame
She left scratches down my back from her wedding ring. Her husband seems like a nice guy though, judging by the scratches it had to be at least a carat.
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
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