The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
Oh god. It's like a broken faucet. My guts sound like a bilge pump clogged with golf balls and cake frosting.
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
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