Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
Also, apparently I'm only coherent when I'm drunk sexting. And then I'm grammatically perfect and impressively eloquent.
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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