hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
You kept hiding marshmallows in the freezer saying "they would never think to look here"
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
Have to get circumcised. Doctor goes, "On the bright side, you can tell people your dick is too wide."
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
I thought accidentally shaving off my fingertip while trying to shave my butthole was going to be the most unexpected part of my day, but no
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