Afterwards she curled up in my dog's bed and slept there all night
How mad was your dog?
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
that may or may not have been my penis.
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