I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
I apparently sent an offer letter to, and then subsequently onboarded, the wrong candidate. How's your Monday?
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