Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
Randomize
