She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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