we're blogging at a bar
i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
There's a hole in our hallway wall. Don't hate me. I'll fix it. It's only about the size of a beach ball. I promise to never scale walls in our apartment ever again. Don't hate me. I love you.
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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