So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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