Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
You tried to stop drinking but then she started feeding you tequila with a spoon. You were like an adorable baby bird.
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
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