spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
He kissed a someone with a penis
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
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