btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
Randomize
