Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
The amount of my urine my roommate has consumed after I found out he's been eating my food almost offsets how angry I am
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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