you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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