its not stalking. its research.
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
I have to make calls today at work. So I'm gonna call your phone and leave some random messages. Just delete them.
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
Randomize
