I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
i black out too much to be "responsible"
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