when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
Favorite thing said to me in 2012: It's like you have two tongues!
Were you keeping a list?
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
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