He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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