found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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