when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
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