apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
I asked my mom if I was the drunkest one in the room. With 8 days till I go back to school, I couldn't care less about being shitfaced at a baptism
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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