Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
You kept hiding marshmallows in the freezer saying "they would never think to look here"
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
I'm eating tomato paste and drinking banana juice that is expired. Can we please get groceries tonight?
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
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