That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
in hindsight, drinking 2 bottles of wine probably wasnt going to put me in an optimal position for a job interview
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
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