and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
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