It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
So I just chugged the rest of the wine in my mug so I would have something to eat my corn flakes in. With a plastic fork. I need a dishwasher
And maybe a life coach?
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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