Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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