Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
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