Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
I'm just going to use my debit card. I feel bad buying pizza with the money I stole from my roommate...so I'm going to put it in my piggy bank.
Randomize