can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
gotta love it when a reminder comes up on your phone and u think u forgot about a meeting or something then u read it and its only to remind me to go to the titty bar at 3
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
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