margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
look, im sorry that i yelled at your little brother, threw my car keys at him and smashed a stale cookie with a pool cue, but i swear to god i didn't poop on the floor. it was one of your dogs.
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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