if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
Randomize
