Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
i made sure i dropped the whole "im a yoga teacher" bomb which basically roofies a guys sense of judgement and guarantees he will sleep with me.
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
woke up next to the new dishwasher. set the record for banging a new employee to 6 hours...i should be a professional sexual predator
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
I'm having a martini with dinner. A new level of class.
I'm stoned and eating mustard, also a new level of class.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
You hit your head and proceeded to fall in the floor, curl up in my lap and make me rock you like a small infant. I was beginning to worry until you started to sing "Rock me momma like a wagon wheel".
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
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