Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
All I wanted to do was come home from work and masturbate for national sex day... I sliced my the tip of finger giving myself a pedicure so I can’t even do that #singlelife
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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