I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
i swear to god, this restaurant is playing a john tesh cover of a song from aladdin
I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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