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(850): View more from Florida

Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?

(850): View more from Florida

I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife

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(484): View more from Pennsylvania

i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.

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(530): View more from California

just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life

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(310): View more from California

he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed

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(765): View more from Indiana

Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.

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(561): View more from Florida

I just won a riveting game of "who can drink the most vodka out of a hollowed out watermelon". Fucking New Yorkers.

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(845): View more from New York

I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30

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(813): View more from Florida

He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them

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Tequila 1 marriage 0

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(940): View more from Texas

If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.

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