If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
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