new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
Dude, seriously, fucking stop introducing me as "Thomas, with the dick piercing." you are the worst wingman ever.
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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